"Chris, you should never Google yourself."
"I make a habit of it. But what exactly brought this on?"
"My life has been sucked into a hole of unproductiveness, if that is even a word. Phase II is on hold. I must get to the 2048 tile! Damn you, Sam!"
"I don’t see how googling myself would be a problem if it’s a you-themed 2048."
"I knew it would be too much to ask for you not to Google me. Also, he made one of you."
And Age of Ultron never happened, and it was all Sam’s fault.
Aw, Phase II!
I get blamed for everything. Mind you, I do cause an awful lot of fooferah. Most of it is even intentional. :D
im such a linguistics nerd so i just started thinking of when you start talking to someone new online and you have to learn all their personal tone indicators and what :) or any other smilie actually means to them and how after a while you can tell when something is wrong just because they type something differently than normal and we all just learn and adapt to this type of communication so quickly to make these wonderful online friendships and its kind of amazing
Fetishizing ‘power’ in women characters – having them kicking ass and always being ready with a putdown - isn’t the same as writing them as human beings.
Doing my work yesterday I came across a man called Herbert Beerbohm Tree, a Shakespearean actor from the 1800s… why is this important, I hear you ask. LOOK AT HIM:
I genuinely thought I had turned the page over to Tom Hiddleston. But the book I was looking at was written before Hiddles became super famous.
No wonder he’s so into Shakespeare.
And here we have proof that Tom Hiddleston is a Shakespeare loving vampire.
To be gay was to have gay sex in the gayest way in the gayest spaces
Religion, Tufts University
"Queer as religion; the mutation of identity during the apocalypse in blood"
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.